2013 Fark Greenlights

(Daily Mail)
2013-12-31
  [Entertainment] Michael Palin says "Life of Brian" was no sweat, but he'd never dare parody Islam. "There are heavily armed people out there with no sense of humor." SILENCE — I KILL YOU (75)
(PoliceOne)
2013-12-28
  [Main] Handcuffed suspect runs away while cops search his house. Undaunted by finding no drugs in the house, the cops charge him with stealing handcuffs. That really is some fine police work there, Lou (107)
(YouTube)
2013-12-25
  [Video] AAHHH yahhruuggghargheee MMMEEYORNNN grahhhha EEEEYAHHHH ummgraghdienaddk RRRRRRNNNNNgghhhh ahddhe GReyeeeeyahhhh RRRAAAAHARRRAHAHRRRHAHRRRRR (9)
(Huffington Post)
2013-12-24
  [Entertainment] When we said Phil Robertson was suspended, we meant it. And what we meant was that he's still going to be on the show (84)
(io9)
2013-12-19
  [Geek] The best science images of 2013. Come for The Day the Earth Smiled, stay for the Inflated Cat Lungs. NERDGASM (7)
(Fox News Insider)
2013-12-18
  [Main] I hate religion and I hate Christmas and I hate your house and I hate your decorations and they're tacky and kitsch and I hate your flagrant display of your beliefs all up in my grill. Love, anonymous (133)
(KAKE Wichita)
2013-12-16
  [Main] Harold Camping, who recently failed twice to predict the end of the world, has gone on ahead for a little recon (88)
(Yahoo)
2013-12-16
  [Geek] ♫ In the middle of the earth in the land of Shire ♫ Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire ♫ With his long wooden pipe ♫ Fuzzy, woolly toes ♫ He lives in a hobbit-hole and conquers goblins and orcs because he gets lots of Vitamin D ♫ (22)
(The Gateway Pundit)
2013-12-15
  [Geek] Al Gore predicted the North Pole would be ice-free in five years. Five years ago today (528)
(Business Pundit)
2013-12-15
  [Politics] Top 10 stupidest political parties: Come for the Pirate Party, stay for the Green Nazi Party (100)
(Gizmodo)
2013-12-12
  [Geek] Magnetic pillow fort cushions: Prepare to squee your everything (47)
(YouTube)
2013-12-02
  [Video] Cute prairie dogs. You're welcome (20) (+6)
(Tico Times)
2013-11-29
  [Main] Introducing the CambYoCar: the first car designed and built in Costa Rica. No matter what you're thinking, it's worse than you think. It's made of balsa wood and sheet aluminum, for instance (60)
(The New York Times)
2013-11-28
  [Politics] Healthcare.gov is vastly improved, but we don't want to create expectations that it will work for everyone, but we urge you to sign up, but please avoid overwhelming the site, but AHA is great, but let's take our time. Got all that? (80)
(Juxtapoz)
2013-11-26
  [Geek] A series of animals animated with human skeletons — so creepy/cool you won't sleep for a week (10)
(Denver Channel)
2013-11-24
  [Main] Woman films cattle being abused, turns video over to sheriff's office, who arrest her for not reporting the abuse when it actually happened. Someone is really stupid here but I'm not sure who (71)
(Fox 10 Mobile)
2013-11-22
  [Main] "No one has the right to shoot someone else," complains the family of a guy who was shot while robbing a Dollar General, forcing an employee to his knees and holding a gun to his head (288)
(Thrillist)
2013-11-21
  [Main] If you have money to throw away during your next hotel stay, be sure to ask for pet massages, a bathtub hammock, solid gold iPad, hand-cut soap, a tanning butler or the room equipped with bondage equipment (44)
(The New York Times)
2013-11-21
  [Geek] Healthcare.gov is running pretty good for a site that's only 60 percent complete (45)
(22 Words)
2013-11-20
  [Entertainment] Color photo of the set from the old Addams Family TV series. Well, this ought to be interesAHHHH GOD MY EYES MY EYES (60)
(National Journal)
2013-11-20
  [Politics] Obama's approval rating is his lowest ever. But Congress' is lower. So Obama has that going for him. Which is nice (267)
(Some Guy)
2013-11-07
  [Video] Diabetes-inducing cuteness overload, with slightly questionable music choice (13)
(Some Guy)
2013-11-06
  [Main] Family of two guys shot and killed when they attempted an armed robbery say it's totally unfair that a private citizen shot them when they could have called the police and had the police shoot them instead (181)
(Huffington Post)
2013-11-06
  [Politics] The story: Pete Sessions says the GOP wants to regain the Senate and do things differently from the Democrats. The headline: "House leader accidentally admits GOP has no interest in governing" (38)
(Huffington Post)
2013-11-06
  [Politics] Lawmakers in both parties are rushing to pass legislation to help Obama keep that promise he never broke because that's not what he really said and besides, it's the insurance companies' fault (197)
(NewsBusters)
2013-11-05
  [Politics] Okay, so Obama lied about being able to keep your insurance. But Bush lied more. So Obama's got that going for him. Which is nice (176)
(MyWay News)
2013-11-05
  [Main] After careful research and analysis, the Associated Press discovers the election will be decided by the people who choose to vote. You just don't see hard-hitting investigative reporting like this any more (15)
(Some Guy)
2013-11-04
  [Main] Reality: LAX shooting suspect had a Smith & Wesson M&P. ABC's CGI re-enactment: He's carrying an M16 with a 40mm grenade launcher. Because guns are Big and Scary (275)
(Cracked)
2013-11-03
  [Main] The six most bizarre safe-for-work fetishes. So go ahead — check these out at work (80)
(KTLA Los Angeles)
2013-11-03
  [Main] If you're having a fight with your girlfriend and want her to get out of your car, by all means tell her to get out of your car. Don't throw her out of the car, however. Especially if you're on the highway and she's holding a baby (48)
(Life With Dogs)
2013-11-01
  [Main] Dog slips his leash, runs off from owner. Owner catches up with dog to find it guarding a very, very dusty bag with an abandoned baby inside (74)
(Huffington Post)
2013-10-27
  [Geek] Question: How safe is Vaseline? Answer: Very, very safe. But if it had toxic chemicals in it or if you got it in your lungs or if maybe you got hit by a truck full of Vaseline, it would totally not be safe (42)
(Amazon)
2013-10-23
  [Main] $3.99 just for shipping??? (77)
(Pantagraph)
2013-10-22
  [Main] "Sandwich Teacher Wins State's Top Education Honor." Why? She never needed a sub. She had no condiment but mayo issue a meaty statement with relish later; she doesn't want to be a ham (54)
(Some Guy)
2013-10-21
  [Geek] When you're a kid, you use a magnifying glass to fry a few ants. When you're an adult, you pour molten aluminum into an anthill and fry ALL the ants. Because SCIENCE (52)
(Climate Depot)
2013-10-20
  [Geek] 2013 has been the least extreme year for weather since 2005. EVERYBODY PANIC MILDLY (46) (+2)
(The New York Times)
2013-10-20
  [Politics] No one won in the standoff, but Obama won, but it's unclear just WHAT he won, but Obama was victorious (85) (+18)
(The Blaze)
2013-10-20
  [Main] Police: He came at us with a knife so we shot him. Video camera: He stood up and looked at you and you shot him (200) (+10)
(YouTube)
2013-10-19
  [Video] Boring 40-year-old dad does the best lip synch you'll ever see (38) (+5)
(Examiner)
2013-10-18
  [Politics] MoveOn.org demands GOP leaders arrested and tried for sedition. They also want all Wal-Marts immediately shut down, peace in the Middle East, mandated Paleo diet for all, and free WiFi on the Moon (110)
(Salon)
2013-10-17
  [Politics] Feminist: "The shutdown proves women are better leaders than men." Another feminist: "That's degrading — it puts women in the traditional role of cleaning up men's messes." CATFIGHT (122)
(Salon)
2013-10-17
  [Geek] Mustardish Lemon Chicken and Some Other Stuff: You want your recipes all specific and scientific and measurey with numbers and precise temperatures and all? Go bother Alton Brown (13)
(Huffington Post)
2013-10-14
  [Main] Best ever customer service rep. Ever (79)
(NewsBusters)
2013-10-13
  [Geek] What's your favorite cuisine? "Bulgarian." What's your niece's name? "Sunbeam." What city was your mother born in? "Vladivostok." Sorry; two or more of your answers are the same. You must use different answers (106)
(Huffington Post)
2013-10-11
  [Geek] If you draw Drew's name for Secret Santa, I've got the perfect gift for him (18)
(Kansas.com)
2013-10-10
  [Politics] If Calvin Coolidge was president today, the federal government wouldn't be shut down. We would also have a 143-year-old president (76)
(CNN)
2013-10-08
  [Video] Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Unless it's a machete. Machetes are fine (20)
(Gizmodo)
2013-10-08
  [Geek] Anyone can study bacteria. Not everyone can study bacteria by having infections fight to the death inside microscopic monkey skulls (9)
(Fox News)
2013-10-07
  [Main] Good news from Michigan for once: Lawmakers are considering a bill to require a pint a beer to actually contain 16 ounces of beer (59)
(Fox 21 News)
2013-10-04
  [Main] Thanks to the government shutdown, the Air Force Academy is running out of toilet paper. WIPEOUT (103)
(NASA)
2013-10-02
  [Politics] Oh, you wanted to look at the NASA website? Sorry; Obama is too pissed off to let you (90)
(Cracked)
2013-09-30
  [Main] Guy swerves to miss a dog and simultaneously crashes his motorcycle, shoots his balls off and has a heart attack. TA-DAAAH (27)
(Some Guy)
2013-09-28
  [Entertainment] "11 Mainstream Films That Get BDSM Right." #1: Of course. #4: Meh. #9: Never heard of it; I'll have to watch it. #11: W. T. Everlasting. F.????? (Not safe for work) (57)
(Bloomberg)
2013-09-26
  [Politics] Young workers are unlikely to buy an Obamacare policy, even though they don't need it and can't afford it. In related news, it's wet outside even though it's still raining and the sun hasn't come out yet (262)
(Washington Post)
2013-09-26
  [Politics] Bill Clinton on Obamacare: Lots of people say it's not going to start next week, but it will. Depending on what the definition of "start" is (36)
(Natural News)
2013-09-14
  [Politics] Arkansas decides it's okay for citizens to suck on a tit not owned by the federal government (130)
(The New York Times)
2013-09-13
  [Politics] NYT editorial on Colorado voters, who had the unmitigated gall to recall two state senators for their position on gun control: "STOP LIKING WHAT WE DON'T LIKE" (307)
(Gawker)
2013-09-12
  [Video] Watch this teen's relationship fall apart before your very eyes (Not safe for work) (23)
(YouTube)
2013-09-12
  [Video] If "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was released today, the trailer would look like this (10)
(Huffington Post)
2013-09-06
  [Main] Texas company tests the "no such thing as bad publicity" rule with a decal that make it look like a kidnapped woman is in the back of your truck (122)
(Some Guy)
2013-09-04
  [Politics] Democrats come up with a brilliant, foolproof plan to stop the next school shooting: Ban guns in Starbucks franchises nationwide (294)
(Fark)
2013-09-03
  [Main] Time for another round of Whose Fark Is It Anyway, the game where everyone's drunk and nothing matters. Tonight's topic: Things not to do in bed (250)
(Huffington Post)
2013-08-27
  [Main] Syrian army attacks old gray lady (91)
(Cosmopolitan)
2013-08-25
  [Main] Cosmo shares its wisdom on how to try bondage for the first time. Tip #2: Try a blindfold if it's your first time. Tip #4: Don't use a blindfold if it's your first time. Tip #9: Tie your man up with toilet paper (82)
(Washington Post)
2013-08-25
  [Geek] Hurricane season was getting a lot more violent, which is bad, because of global warming, which is bad. Now hurricanes are decreasing, which is also bad, because of global warming, which is still bad (122)
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
2013-08-24
  [Entertainment] Next month Universal Studios may or may not be in Colorado Springs and they may or may not commandeer Pikes Peak Highway to possibly film Fast and Furious 7. Or not (23)
(Some Guy)
2013-08-23
  [Main] Harvard approves first BDSM student group. FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN (146)
(YouTube)
2013-08-22
  [Video] And these pants are for killing manliness (27)
(Christian Science Monitor)
2013-08-20
  [Geek] Old and busted: Rock paper scissors. New hotness: Dinosaurs mammals rodents (22)
(Mercury News)
2013-08-14
  [Politics] California proposes an assault weapons ban that for once isn't vague or sloppy with its terms: It defines an assault weapon as "Any rifle with a detachable magazine" (593)
(Komo)
2013-08-13
  [Main] Nudist says nudists are "protective of all their members." Me too; it's why I wear clothes (50)
(CNN)
2013-08-13
  [Main] 11-year-old boy asks why they're trying to legalize pot if it's bad. "Just like that, the long and involved talk my wife and I had given our children about drugs was tossed out the window." That's some fine parenting there, Lou (266)
(National Review)
2013-08-13
  [Sports] Slate, New Republic and Mother Jones refuse to print "Redskins." "If we're feeling sassy we'll call them 'The Washington [Redacted]'" (163)
(Salon)
2013-08-06
  [Politics] We all knew Scott Walker's union reform in Wisconsin would be a disaster. And by disaster, we mean "It's saving the taxpayers lots of money and forcing unions to actually try to entice members and be more responsive" (119)
(YouTube)
2013-08-01
  [Video] Oh, an ENGLISH horse (18)
(Akamai HD)
2013-07-27
  [Main] If you’ve been wondering what it would look like if a tornado raped a rainbow, today is your lucky day (78)
(Oregon Live)
2013-07-27
  [Main] Distillery sells resealable pouches of whiskey. For the outdoorsman. You know, the guys walking around in the woods with guns (83)
(Wimp)
2013-07-25
  [Video] Oh, you thought the police in the US got nasty if you try to videorecord them? Don’t try that shiat in Sweden (21)
(KOAA)
2013-07-25
  [Politics] Anti-gun group gets gun control law passed in Colorado. Later, they discover their new gun-control law makes it almost impossible to implement a gun buy-buyback program. Thanks, Professional Smart People (136)
(ABC)
2013-07-25
  [Politics] Obama vows to focus all his efforts from now on on fixing the economy. This is a repeat from February 2009, November 2009, April 2010, June 2010, December 2010, August 2011, February 2013 and May 2013 (177)
(Reason Magazine)
2013-07-23
  [Main] Michael Bloomberg wants to push New Yorkers up stairs (200)
(Bloomberg)
2013-07-03
  [Politics] I hate to have to break this to you, but there’s an eensy teensy chance John Kerry won’t bring peace to the Middle East (47)
(Daily Mail)
2013-07-02
  [Geek] Meet the autistic three-year-old girl whose paintings are already fetching thousands of dollars (44)
(Reason Magazine)
2013-06-28
  [Politics] Democrats are overjoyed that DOMA has finally been overturned. Especially the ones on this long list of Democrats who voted in favor of it but wish no one remembered they did

(Daily Mail)
2013-06-25
  [Geek] This just in: Losing teeth impairs your memory. British readers would be outraged if they remembered how (22)
(Some Guy)
2013-06-25
  [Video] "Weirdest Dog Ever." Whatevs. *clicks link* SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PVC POGO STICK (32)
(Some Guy)
2013-06-21
  [Main] School finally figures out that if a kid can sit in a wheelchair, he can also sit on a bench (106)
(Komo)
2013-06-20
  [Main] Remember how your dad used to drive you to the toy store, dressed as a woman, with prosthetic breasts, but naked from the waist down, high on meth, with a big bottle of urine on the floor, and crash into three other cars? Good times, good times (72)
(ABC)
2013-06-20
  [Entertainment] Melissa Etheridge doesn't think Angelina Jolie is brave because "It's my belief that cancer comes from inside you." Unlike most scientists, who think cancer comes from demons hiding under your bed (115)
(Yahoo)
2013-06-19
  [Main] This week's superhot, must-have fashion accessory: Home Depot shopping bags (43)
(Toronto Star)
2013-06-17
  [Main] Let's just stick the wheelchair kid over on the side (208)
(Yahoo)
2013-06-15
  [Main] The Black Forest wildfire in Colorado is down to 6,070 hectares. That's 238 cubic liters per hogshead, if you're not into the metric system (45)
(MLive.com)
2013-06-15
  [Politics] If Michael Moore says Obama has lost all credibility, there may be a problem (148)
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
2013-06-14
  [Main] "Hello, DirecTV? My house was destroyed in a fire so I need to cancel my account." "No problem, sir. That will be $400 for the dish that was on your house" (168)
(West Virginia Record)
2013-06-14
  [Main] If you get drunk, stick fireworks up your butt and fall off your dormitory balcony, don't sue the college. It's really not their fault you're so stupid (61)
(Washington Times)
2013-06-13
  [Main] If you want to give your students a writing assignment, almost anything would be better than having them write a suicide note, including how and why you're killing yourself (81)
(Denver Post)
2013-06-01
  [Geek] In a mistake no one could have anticipated, Comic Con turns away about 6,000 fans at the door because they didn't have enough event staff. The revelers went home, shaking their tiny fists and spray-painted cardboard weapons (51)
(Pajiba)
2013-04-09
  [Main] For a refreshing change, a mom posts a list of 10 things about which non-breeders need to ESS. TEE. EFF. YOO. (Update: Turns out the author is a dad) (421)
(22 Words)
2013-04-05
  [Geek] How the sky would look if the other planets were as close as the moon (104)
(Ars Technica)
2013-04-05
  [Geek] "In Wake of Bitcoin Spike, Instawallet Halts Service and Mt. Gox 'Eats' DDOS." Move ZIG for great justice (35)
(The New York Times)
2013-04-01
  [Main] I don't have any kids. But I'm a condescending urban douchebag who writes for the New York Times, so I know more about how you should be raising your kids than you do (616)
(YouTube)
2013-03-30
  [Video] Bacon mouthwash. Bacon mouthwash; bacon mouthwash. Mouthwash. With bacon. Bacon mouthwash? Yes, bacon mouthwash. IT'S. BACON. MOUTHWASH (21)
(YouTube)
2013-03-26
  [Video] Germans can't whisper. You know; they go, "Psst: THAT GUY'S QUEER" (7)
(Yahoo)
2013-03-22
  [Entertainment] Ashton Kutcher thinks people underestimate his intellect (48)
(The Daily Caller)
2013-03-21
  [Main] The school that suspended a boy for a gun-shaped Pop Tart has also outlawed hugging, homemade food, pushing kids on swings, sneezing, the apostrophe and breath mints. Only two of those are untrue (135)
(CNSNews)
2013-03-21
  [Geek] John Kerry says we should call Earth "Ocean" because there's more water than land. Also wonders why cargo goes on ships, but shipments go on trucks; or why we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway (54)
(International Business Times)
2013-03-19
  [Main] Think you're having a bad day? At least you didn't fall feet-first into a giant tire shredder (129)
(Washington Times)
2013-03-17
  [Entertainment] Hollywood is totally confused over the success of "The Bible" miniseries, wondering how the rest of country could be so out of touch with Hollywood's vain, shallow lack of values (186)
(Telegraph)
2013-03-17
  [Politics] Although the sequester forced Obama to cease White House tours for the first time in history, his PAC wants to make sure access to the president is available at the grassroots level for a measly $500K (97)
(NewsBusters)
2013-03-12
  [Politics] Today's mangled metaphor comes to you courtesy of penguins who are canaries in the coal mine of global warming. Hey, you can't make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke (63)
(Ahram Online)
2013-03-11
  [Main] Good news: Saudi Arabia may stop beheading people. Not so much: Because there's a shortage of swordsmen (160)
(Yahoo)
2013-03-11
  [Main] The recent winter storms, which were bad because they were caused by global warming, are now good because they're easing the drought, which is still bad because it was caused by global warming (113)
(Gawker)
2013-03-09
  [Main] While you were freaking out about gun-carrying South Dakota teachers, this kindergarten teacher was bringing a vial of her own blood to school and letting the kindergartners taste it (55)
(Fox News)
2013-02-28
  [Politics] Today's breathless hyperbole from Maxine Waters: Sequestration will cost 170 million jobs. Will also cost eleventeenth skrillion megabucks, πr² bank failures and potato foreclosures (155)
(WFPL Louisville)
2013-02-28
  [Politics] From the "It's Not Racist When WE Do It" files: Liberal SuperPAC accuses Mitch McConnell of outsourcing American jobs because his wife is Chinese (142)
(Some Guy)
2013-02-27
  [Politics] Maxine Waters (D-Erp) and Keith Ellison (D-Umbass) are outraged about the National Debt clock on Capitol Hill. Why? Lots and lots and lots of reason, none of which are that it's inaccurate (81)
(Medpage Today)
2013-02-26
  [Geek] Is your vacuum cleaner making you fat? Hint: Whenever there is a question in a headline, the answer to that question is "No" (19)
(National Review)
2013-02-13
  [Main] The latest scourge that's ravaging our children and causing trillions of deaths every day: Fun. I mean, amusement park rides (71)
(Denver Post)
2013-02-12
  [Main] University of Colorado in Denver is proud to announce that they're the best place in the country to go for a fake ID (20)
(Some Guy)
2013-02-12
  [Geek] Rorschach joins the Twinkie Whore Army Brigade Platoon Thingy (13)
(Local 15 Mobile)
2013-02-10
  [Main] Old oil rigs in the Gulf are rich habitats teeming with sealife. But they're also kind of an eyesore. So in its infinite wisdom, your government is wasting billions of dollars to make the situation a lot worse (72)
(LiveLeak)
2013-02-08
  [Video] It's raining spiders. SPIDERS — IT'S RAINING SPIDERS (92)
(LA Daily News)
2013-02-08
  [Main] LA school district takes $170 million from a federal fund to feed low-income students and spends it on more important things. Like lawn sprinklers and a TV station (59)
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
2013-02-06
  [Main] Kidnapping and sexual assault suspect arrested after unsuccessfully trying to escape by beating his way through a brick wall with his face (15)
(Some Guy)
2013-02-05
  [FarkUs] Shakespearean insults: When thy vituperation needs must pierce to the marrow (6)
(US News)
2013-02-01
  [Main] The urban myth about domestic violence increasing during the Super Bowl isn't true. But we're going to keep pretending it is because it raises awareness (98)
(YouTube)
2013-02-01
  [Video] He's the (Meski)man (6)
(USA Today)
2013-01-30
  [Main] A lot of people are offended by the Volkswagen ad with the white guy faking a Jamaican accent. Except Jamaica's minister of culture and tourism, who loves it and wants to discuss a co-branding contract (185)
(The Weekly Standard)
2013-01-27
  [Politics] Obama is going to put a stop to irresponsible financial behavior. So if you're headed to Taco Bell with a pocket full of $2 bills, you have been warned (189)
(Wimp)
2013-01-25
  [Video] "Carry On Wayward Son" by a trombone quartet. In related news, you can play a trombone with a wah-wah pedal (23)
(Some Guy)
2013-01-24
  [Main] Remember that Huffington Post article about how terrible charter schools are? Yeah, seems they got all the facts and figures wrong. Other than that the story was fine (186)
(Mother Jones)
2013-01-24
  [Geek] We can now make snow from poop, but should we? (22)
(The New York Times)
2013-01-24
  [Politics] Paul Krugman, displaying the acumen that won him his Nobel, explains that if you pretend GDP is a lot higher than it really is, government spending isn't going up at all. No, really (137)
(Yahoo)
2013-01-21
  [Main] And now in Yahoo Science: The 12 weirdest things that look like US presidents. Stand back — I'm gonna do SCIENCE (69)
(Some Guy)
2013-01-19
  [Main] The 7th-degree black belt who can take a gun away from you faster than you can blink is shooting for a Guinness world record (160)
(Some Guy)
2013-01-16
  [Main] In related news, The Cow Pie Cobras would be a great name for a band (14)
(YouTube)
2013-01-15
  [Geek] 2,400-grain bullet + 2,100 feet per second + 240 grains of powder + 25,400 foot-pounds of muzzle energy + 277 foot-pounds of recoil = the biggest damn centerfire rifle ever built (82)
(The New York Times)
2013-01-15
  [Main] Headline: "How to shoot a gun." Story: "How to spend two whole hours on a gun range and still be scared to death of guns and gun owners" (381)
(Twitchy)
2013-01-13
  [Entertainment] Stay tuned for MIss California's perspicacious, penetrating and insightful comments when asked her opinion about euthanasia, which follow in their entirety: "That's a vaccine, right?" (49)
(YouTube)
2013-01-10
  [Video] Carol Burnett does a better James Kirk than William Shatner (14)
(Some Guy)
2013-01-09
Boobies [Foobies] Jar Jar Binks' list of the sexiest babes on the Internet (0)
(Reuters)
2013-01-09
  [Main] Officials note that although the tanker was empty, it didn't spill any oil. Ric Romero does first-ever facepalm (30)
(Yahoo)
2013-01-07
  [Main] Musician: "I'd like to buy an extra ticket for my $10,000 vintage Gibson guitar." Delta: "No; but at no additional cost to you we'll smash it in an elevator" (356)
(Designboom)
2013-01-06
  [Geek] While you were working on your WOW Guild, this guy was building a light-up map of a brain with thousands of drops of solder (25)