2022 Greenlights

(Some Guy)
2022-12-30
  [Discussion] "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" only lists five ways. What are the other 45?
(44)
(YouTube)
2022-12-26
  [STEM] Someone gave you a 4,000-piece puzzle for Christmas. You could spend a couple weeks solving it, or you can spend nearly a year building a robot to solve it for you
(16)
(YouTube)
2022-12-23
  [Entertainment] Next we'll have Jimi Hendrix with "Little Wing," right after these–what? Oh, sorry: that's Jimi Hendrix playing "The Little Drummer Boy"
(11)
(Some Guy)
2022-12-11
  [Discussion] My insurance company just sent me a lovely hip surgery recovery kit. I haven't had any hip injuries or surgery, though. Should I be worried?
(27)
(Fark)
2022-12-11
  [Discussion] Okay, so Bailey's isn't a whiskey. What whiskey or scotch would be good in hot chocolate? Bushmill's? Dalhwinnie?
(76)
(YouTube)
2022-12-11
  [Entertainment] US vs. UK guitar riff battle: and GO
(56)
(Quartz)
2022-12-11
  [STEM] In 2016, a freelance developer deleted 11 lines of code and broke the Internet. Here's how
(52)
(Fark)
2022-12-11
  [Food] Bailey's Irish Whiskey is great in coffee. Is it good with hot chocolate? If not, what do you prefer?
(48)
(Fark)
2022-12-04
  [Discussion] It's time for Submitter's most cherished holiday tradition: A complete and accurate transcription of Ralph's old man's fake swearing from "A Christmas Story"
(21)
(Fark)
2022-12-03
  [Discussion] Change the title of a non-Christmas movie, TV show or book to make Christmas: Clear and Present Manger, Human Santapede
(83)
(Some Guy)
2022-11-28
  [Entertainment] Click on the left to see all The Stig intros from Top Gear-e.g., "Some say he sleeps inside out." Click on the right to post your own
(13)
(Guardian)
2022-11-25
  [Main] I have HAD it with these monkey-farting snakes in this mummy-flipping pool
(11)
(Fark)
2022-11-23
  [Discussion] Share a sentence you could use after sex or after Thanksgiving
(115)
(Wikipedia)
2022-11-11
  [Main] Yesterday in 1975 the Edmund Fitzgerald sank, forcing Gordon Lightfoot to learn how to sing "Gitchigumi" without giggling
(58)
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
2022-11-02
Hero [Main] Wheelchair-bound boy dresses up like McDonald's fries for Halloween. Tag is for McDonalds, which gave him free fries for a year
(52)
(KTLA Los Angeles)
2022-10-27
  [Main] Old and busted: Amazon delivery person throws your package at your porch. New hotness: Amazon delivery persons runs over your Prius and kills you
(31)
(NBC News)
2022-10-25
  [Main] Tomato soup on a Van Gogh; poop on Volkswagens; potatoes on a Monet: What will Just Stop Oil throw next and what will they throw it on?
(54)
(YouTube)
2022-10-18
  [Entertainment] Jimi Hendrix, who was left-handed, played a Stratocaster upside down. Jeff Beck, who is right-handed, play a Stratocaster right-side up but with the neck mounted upside dow–wait, WHAT?
(66)
(The Drum)
2022-10-10
  [Main] Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann undergoes medical scan after accusation he used anal beads to cheat during a chess match. No, submitter did not have a stroke while writing his headline (NSFW)
(108)
(YouTube)
2022-10-08
  [Entertainment] Jeff Beck is uncopyable. Yes, that's a word
(80)
(Famadillo)
2022-10-05
  [Main] Every year pumpkin spice worship gets stupider and weirder, so it's time for one of Fark's most beloved annual fall traditions: Photoshop ridiculous pumpkin spice ideas that will probably be available next year. LGT inspiration (new, original Photoshops only, please)
(45)
(JSOnline)
2022-10-02
  [Main] 30 years later, there's still no memorial for Dahmer's victims. Officials say they can hardly build memorials for every person murdered in Milwaukee. Surprisingly, some people don't like that answer
(91)
(Some Guy)
2022-09-23
  [Food] What's the secret ingredient that makes good chili into GREAT chili? Cumin and see
(69)
(YouTube)
2022-09-15
  [STEM] Can you open a safe with a bowling ball? Surprisingly, yes
(8)
(Fark)   [Discussion] De-pluralize a movie, TV series or book title. E.g. Jaw, Star War
(Daily Star)   Capital punishment in the US: We swab your arm to stop infection before inserting the needle. In Iran: If you die of a heart attack waiting to hang with the other 16 people being hung that day, it doesn't count, so they hang your corpse (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk)
(Some Guy)   Sun Jinrong, pet detective: Finds your missing cat in 30 minutes for only $285   (sixthtone.com)
(Daily Mail)   Extend the background of famous paintings or photographs. LGT inspiration   (dailymail.co.uk)
(YouTube)   Psychic/medium channels Kurt Cobain. Because if I wanted advice on how to live a long, happy, and productive life, I'd want to get it from Kurt Cobain   (youtube.com)
(YouTube)   What happens if you put a large oxygen tank inside a gun safe and fire at the safe with an armor-piercing incendiary .50 BMG? The video title may offer a clue: "We almost died"   (youtube.com)