2025-05-25 |
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[Main] Today's Mangled Lede award goes to "A family's dream holiday to Turkey turned to tragedy tragic when 28 year old Beth Martin died unexpectedly"
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2025-05-22 |
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[Discussion] Hey, does anyone else remember Cowmumble, Gargle, Bossmoss, Goody Goody or Snorkledorf? Good times; good times
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2025-05-22 |
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[Main] Everything is bad, worse than we thought, and the children have exploded. A cat learns how to waterski and then drowns. CALL TEDLY NOW
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2025-05-19 |
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[Food] How come they have chicken, beef, or veggie stock at the store, but not pork stock? It's not like there's a law against it. Discuss
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2025-05-18 |
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[Food] Q: Why is your balsamic vinegar probably fake? A: Because you probably can't afford the real thing. Bonus: Dramatic raid by Interpol results in 9,000 tons of crushed grapes being made into fake vinegar
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2025-05-12 |
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[Discussion] Why do so many folks who meltdown on camera do it while they're driving? When I'm in my car, I DRIVE it. If I need to scream at my camera about an election or a baseball game or something, I do it when I'm not, repeat not, DRIVING A VEHICLE. Discuss
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(Some Guy)
2025-05-08 |
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[Discussion] I have a 2nd degree black belt in Kempo; I can't train anymore thanks to MS so here's a secret: Kempo is an anglicized Chuan Fa, the Japanese pronunciation of the Mandarin Gong Fu (or Kung Fu), which means–wait for it–hard work. That's all. Discuss
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2025-05-07 |
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[Discussion] Insert "That's what she said" into famous dialog from a movie, e.g. Luke: "You killed my father." Vader: "I am your father." Luke: "That's not true." Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true." Luke: "NOOOOOO." Vader: "That's what she said"
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2025-05-04 |
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[Main] World's oldest woman, 115, says her secret to longevity is to listen to people, never argue, then do what you like anyway. So she just avoids Fark, then?
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2025-04-30 |
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[Discussion] "The Dark Side of Auschwitz." As opposed to the cheerful, sunny side of Auschwitz? Somebody fire the headline editor (has some NSFW images)
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2025-04-30 |
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[Food] I'm looking at recipes for tomato paste: Some are just tomato puree reduced in a saucepan . Others are tomato puree reduced on a baking sheet in the oven. Method 1 sounds good to me; method 2 sounds ridiculous. What say ye, TF foodies?
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2025-04-19 |
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[Discussion] If you saw the thread Wednesday about the book I'm writing about MS, including the night TFD heroes talked me out of suicide, several people asked about seeing more of the book. I missed the thread closing, so click here if you want to see it. DIT (PDF)
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2025-04-17 |
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[Discussion] Back in 2007 I very nearly ended my life here in TFD. A bunch of TFers talked me down.Now I'm writing a funny book about dealing with MS and here's the chapter about that night. I've never told the full story before; you're the first to read it. DIT
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2025-04-16 |
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[Sports] First post Hula hooping FTMFW
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2025-04-09 |
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[Discussion] When I rule the world, __________________________
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2025-04-08 |
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[Main] Big meanie cops arrest some poor tourist at Yellowstone, just because she wanted to take a photo of Old Faithful from 10 feet away
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2025-04-08 |
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[Main] EasyJet kicks disabled man off flight because he couldn't walk to the bathroom, even though they'd let him fly before with a urinal bottle in case of problems. Way to go, EasyJet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
2025-04-01 |
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[Discussion] Fill in the blank: Veni, vidi, ____________
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2025-04-01 |
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[Main] Slang words for farts. Let's hear yours. Your slang words. Not your farts. We don't want to hear your farts OR smell them, but hearing your fart slang words is fine. We don't want to smell them either–your fart slang words. Do words even smell?
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2025-04-01 |
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[Food] What's your go-to method for grinding spices like peppercorns, allspice, cloves, etc.? Mortar and pestle; food processor; coffee grinder; something else?
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2025-04-01 |
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[STEM] The latest must-have firearm accessory: Handcrafted wooden muzzle brakes. I know, I know: It's April Fool's Day but this isn't a joke. I mean, it's a joke, but it's not an April Fool's joke; this is a thing you can buy if you like throwing money away
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2025-03-31 |
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[Main] 67-year-old woman walks away unscathed from a traffic accident that totaled her car. Walked away totally unscathed. Until she fell down a well
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2025-03-28 |
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[Food] You're cooking with one onion when you should be cooking with four. You also need some spares for your belt
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2025-03-19 |
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[Main] "Move your car." "It's legally parked." "My husband is Joe Anderson." "OK." "THE Joe Anderson." "OK." "You have to move your car." "No I don't." "I'm going to go get my husband–JOE ANDERSON." "Still not moving my car." "I mean it: JOE. ANDERSON"
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2025-03-19 |
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[Food] Okay, so based on yesterday's discussion, do we have a consensus that the difference between stock and broth is that stock is simmered for 4-6 hours, while broth is simmered 14-16 hours? LGT yesterday's discussion
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2025-03-18 |
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[Food] Maybe I'm stupid, but I'm trying to understand the difference between stock and bone broth: Beef stock, for instance, is made from bones and veggies; beef bone broth has the same ingredients. What am I missing? Tag's for me
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(Some Guy)
2025-03-18 |
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[Food] Why do they call it canning when you're storing food in jars?
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2025-03-12 |
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[Food] I like to avoid soggy bottoms at all costs
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2025-03-11 |
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[Main] "Sex-mad cop who embarked on hot tub bonkathon during work makes surprising career switch." There's a word you don't see often: Bonkathon. Bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon (possible nsfw content on page)
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2025-03-06 |
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[Food] Just when you thought state fair food couldn't get any more disgusting: Deep fried ketchup
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2025-03-04 |
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[Discussion] Tell us at least 3 weird things about you that no other single person could possibly share. DIT about subby's
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2025-02-28 |
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[STEM] Can a 12-gauge shotgun slug to the face kill you if you're wearing a bulletproof mask? Well, TECHNICALLY, no. But a bulletproof mask can kill you if a 12-gauge shotgun slug smashes the bulletproof mask into your face
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(Some Guy)
2025-02-27 |
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[Food] Subby's having relatives over for St. Patrick's Day, and I'm making Irish pub-style meat pies, one with brisket, spuds and veggies, and the other with lamb stew (with less water). Any tips on how to avoid that metallic taste lamb so often has?
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2025-02-26 |
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[Main] "Breakthrough in case of glamorous student, 21, killed in the most needless way." As opposed to the most needful way
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2025-02-25 |
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[Discussion] Let's hear your favorite Mondegreen, aka lyrics you misheard or misinterpreted. Difficulty: Let's hear one that's unique to YOU: Not "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" or "There's a bathroom on the right" or "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"
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2025-02-20 |
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[Main] Photoshop this happy smiling face
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2025-02-04 |
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[Discussion] Hi everybody. I'm Bob and I'm addicted to shredder videos
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2025-01-29 |
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[D’awww] Athena Elizabeth Rose Mapelli Mozzi: It's not the name of a rich woman's pampered toy chihuahua; it's the name of Princess Beatrice's baby daughter
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2025-01-28 |
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[STEM] Huge bullets + huge clip + huge gun = Airliner fall down go boom. P.S.: It's not a magazine; it's actually a clip
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2025-01-23 |
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[Discussion] TFers who do phone/chat support: Share a scary/creepy/weird customer relation incident. Click on the right for two of subby's
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2025-01-21 |
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[Food] Speaking of tomatoes, what, if any, are the practical differences between pizza sauce, spaghetti sauce, marinara, etc.? Is there a master tomato sauce recipe you can add stuff to if you want a specific sauce? And what's up with airline food, anyway?
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2025-01-24 |
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[Main] Photoshop this creepy clown shower
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2025-01-20 |
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[Food] I buy only Cento brand tomatoes. They're rare; you've probably never heard of them
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2025-01-19 |
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[Food] TFer foodies: What's your go-to tomato to puree for sauces? Fresh tomatoes, not canned: Beefsteak, Heirloom, Tomatoes on the vine? And why do you choose it?
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2025-01-15 |
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[Discussion] It's Wedd-nezzday and you K-now what that is: Silent Letter Day
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2025-01-14 |
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[Politics] "Make Greenland Great Again." Thank God; it's about time we liberated Greenlanders from their evil, brutal Duch overlords
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2025-01-11 |
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[Discussion] Subby got a mandolin slicer for Christmas and is trying to make waffle fries/chips; LGT first soggy, partly burned attempt. Tips on oil/temperature/type of potatoes etc. appreciated. Tag is for subby
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2025-01-06 |
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[Food] Cheesy breakfast bacon bombs. You had me at bacon
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2025-01-04 |
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[STEM] A: You'd be EXTREMELY dead
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2025-01-01 |
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[Food] Mushroom ketchup? Really? Does it cause hallucinations? Is there a fi—whoah, dude; what if this bun was like Discworld and Terry Pratchett was that girl over by the salad bar? Wait; do you smell bacon?
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2025-01-01 |
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[Discussion] Fark foodies: subby's New Year's resolution is to make more ingredients at home: Clarified butter; vanilla/other extracts; infusions; spice/herb blends—stuff most people would just buy without thinking about it. What are your fave ingredient recipes?
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