2022

(NYPost)
2022-01-02
  [Main] Virginia teachers' union sends parents a letter saying they don't want to reopen schools due to Omicron. The 5-paragraph letter contains 20 grammar and punctuation errors, so parents and their kids grade it and send it back
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(NYPost)
last post 2022-01-03
  [Main] Virginia teachers' union sends parents a letter saying they don't want to reopen schools due to Omicron. The 5-paragraph letter contains 20 grammar and punctuation errors, so parents and their kids grade it and send it back
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(Some Guy)
2022-05-08
  [Food] Bacon-wrapped smoked Oreos. Big Butter Jesus approved
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(Some Guy)
2022-04-29
  [D’awww] Most "About Us" or "Meet Our Team" pages are boring. Not this one
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(Some Guy)
2022-04-25
  [Entertainment] Matt Lauer's career cratered after he got fired for failing to keep his dick in his pants. He's been scraping by on his hundreds of millions of dollars, yacht, 16,000 acre ranch, and other pittances. Still isn't keeping his dick in his pants, though
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(CNN)
2022-04-24
  [Politics] The White House desperately needs new glassware, and it's Trump's fault. With hard-hitting, relevant investigative reporting like this, it's a mystery why CNN's paid streaming service went belly up
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(Daily Mail)
2022-04-24
  [Food] Revolting recipes: Come for the raw salmon head stuffed with live maggots; stay for the pickled human toe cocktail and cow udder pie
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(Phys Org2)
2022-04-22
  [STEM] Mollusk shells reveal how prehistoric humans adapted to climate change. Surprisingly, "Had no idea what climate or climate change is" not listed
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(NBC News)
2022-04-21
  [Main] "Queens handyman accused of stabbing lover 58 times, stuffing her body in duffel bag." On her 96th birthday? Man, that's cold
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(YouTube)
2022-04-21
  [Entertainment] Welcome to the Doritos glory hole (sfw but ewww)
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(Some Guy)
2022-04-21
  [Food] Corn ribs: So tasty you'll be cobsmacked
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(YouTube)
2022-04-17
  [Entertainment] You might think you're cool. But you'll never be Steve Vai Plays Three Guitars Simultaneously cool
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(YouTube)
2022-04-13
  [Main] Work fails: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs; that's true. But if you break 1,500 eggs chances are you aren't needing to make 500 omelettes
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(YouTube)
2022-04-11
  [D’awww] If you're an abused, tiny Pekingese puppy, how do you deal with your trauma? Simple: Fall in love with a Great Dane who's about 50 TIMES your size. I'm not crying; you're crying
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(Today)
2022-04-07
  [Entertainment] Kylie Jenner has a glass purse, which means we can see and discuss what was in i–this is farking NEWS? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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(Fark)
2022-03-14
  [Discussion] You win THIS time, Mom–but I'll be back
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(YouTube)
2022-03-14
  [STEM] It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. It ain't go**THUD**
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(YouTube)
2022-03-14
  [STEM] Two barrels, four tactical lights, a Predator-style laser array, and a bayonet: It's the ultimate home defense shotgun
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(Facebook)
2022-03-11
  [D’awww] You know how sometimes you put your dog out in the yard and he comes back in with an ox? I hate it when that happens
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(YouTube)
2022-03-10
  [Food] "How is Worcestershire sauce made?" Don't watch this if you like Worcestershire sauce
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
2022-03-04
  [Main] School shooting in Olathe, KS. Two school employees and the shooter, a student, shot. All will survive including, sadly, the shooter
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(FB Photos)
2022-03-06
  [Main] Photoshop Tammy the Pro
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(YouTube)
2022-02-23
  [Main] The Hype: "This iPhone is BULLETPROOF." The Reality: It's an iPhone with a titanium plate glued to the back. The Stupid: It covers the camera. The Stupid II: It stops only a few small-caliber handgun bullets. The Fark: $8000 price tag
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(9 to 5 Google)
2022-02-16
  [STEM] You're not a bad photographer; you just have a racist phone
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(The Hill)
2022-02-11
  [Politics] Pelosi concedes Build Back Better is dead; suggests renaming it to get it passed before midterms. This is our moment, Farkers. This is why we were all drawn here. Rename Build Back Better and save it from an ignominious death
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(Some Guy)
2022-02-08
  [Entertainment] Best actor, best producer, best soundtrack: Academy Award categories are boring. Let's hear your ideas for more interesting Oscar categories
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(Yahoo)
2022-01-26
  [Business] Starbucks suffers backlash; promises to comply and undo reinstating previously unmodified prior flip-flop away from the updated vaccine policy after the vaccine mandate ending up being not unenforced after the Supreme Court reversed Biden's revision
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(Globe and Mail)
2022-01-20
  [Main] ♬ American COVID ♬ Stay away from me ♬ American COVID ♬ Mama let it be ♬
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(The New Republic)
2022-01-19
  [Politics] TNR is Very Concerned about presidential debates; not so much about Trump commandeering The Brady Bunch
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(The New Republic)
2022-01-18
  [Politics] Something something something about a Nazi running for Arizona governor; yadda yadda. And that second paragraph gave me cancer
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(The Hill)
2022-01-17
  [Politics] "Democrats have a rich history of bringing old-school politicians out of the stables for a comeback and having them get slaughtered"
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(MSN)
2022-01-11
  [Main] Canadian politician Tweets photo of his wife shoveling their driveway. After her 12-hour shift as a nurse. While he stays warm inside. Then he's surprised people don't think he's a wonderful husband
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
2022-01-10
  [Main] If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's advice and steam your privates, you're stupid. If you punish your daughter by pouring scalding water on her privates, you're sick and evil
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